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unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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A haiku about buying college textbooks.

johntastick:

hufflepenguin:

What the fuck textbooks

You’re made of paper and ink

Not fucking diamonds. 

AMEN

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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"Stupid Gallbladder
Not performing properly
I WILL KILL YOU NOW."

John Green, in “Hanklerfish”

submitted by Joey

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