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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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depaul-art-history-club:

Conspiracy Keanu contributes to art historical research.

depaul-art-history-club:

Conspiracy Keanu contributes to art historical research.

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anatomicalarchitecture:

findinggaby:



And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines
They meet once and grow farther apart forever.




My brother once wrote a song about parallel lines for extra credit in math class in high school. Proudest moment.

anatomicalarchitecture:

findinggaby:

And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines

They meet once and grow farther apart forever.

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My brother once wrote a song about parallel lines for extra credit in math class in high school. Proudest moment.

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guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

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Anonymous asked: I am thinking about getting a corgi as a pet. What are your thoughts about the breed? Barking? Shedding? Exercise requirements? Recommendations? Special powers?

thefrogman:

Hmm.

Thoughts about the breed…

One of the oldest known breeds. Originally bred to herd animals. They wanted a short dog so cows couldn’t kick them in the head.

Very smart. Sometimes too smart. Mischievous, but not in a bad way (most of the time). Corgis have a great sense of humor and will make you smile. They are great for cheering you up on a bad day and will keep your life interesting. I would say they are some of the happiest dogs you’ll find. 

Barking…

Yes.

It is a profound bark from a little dog. 

But usually it is not without cause. Mailmen. Loud vehicles. Vacuum cleaners. I think that is pretty typical for most dogs. I haven’t had much trouble with persistent barking. Though sometimes Otis will bark at weird stuff. Like when we use the spray thingie on the kitchen sink. 

Shedding…

Yes.

I have a layer of corg on me at all times. Brushing often with a furminator can help a lot. 

Exercise…

Corgis have a lot of energy. Having a good space where they can run around and tire themselves out is important. We have a fenced in back yard. Thankfully Otis LOVES to fetch, so I can actually exercise him quite a bit just by throwing his ball over and over. I can even do it while sitting down. 

Recommendations…

Crate training! Corgis like having a nest. A place they can go and close off from the world. Otis is super curious and will investigate everything, but if we put him in his crate, it is like the whole world disappears and he can finally relax. I’m not sure he would get a full night’s sleep if we didn’t put him in there. 

Special powers…

Welllllllllll…

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futurefantastic:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

fixed it

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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flightcub:

how make a female character that a fandom will like:

  • give her mostly masculine personality traits
  • make sure she never does anything bad, ever
  • especially nothing to ever upset the male characters
  • make sure she is sexy
  • but not too sexy
  • she must be a Strong Female
  • but not independent from the main male character
  • she should probably be in love with the main male character
  • but not TOO into him b/c that would make her weak

how make a male character that a fandom will like:

  • cast a cute white guy to play him